The Helton Herald

I’ve probably got the most expensive unused kitchen in the condominium. It all started out when I discovered that my sink sunk.

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Another thing that occupied an entire month of my retired life was being called back to work the month of May to fill in for vacations.

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Being Dead is no Excuse
The Official Southern Ladies Guide
to Hosting the Perfect Funeral
by Gayden Metecalfe and Charlotte Hays

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As Sister Susie reminds me, we are, somewhere in genealogy, with Cherokee blood and that makes me native and not immigrant. Right?

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“You’re among the best at disguising unbridled cynicism.” Aw, gee, shucks, feller, thanks.

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“Who is this white boy?” she inquired as I strolled Dania Beach this past March during my annual pilgrimage to Fort Lauderdale.

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…and that includes you, too, Sven!