Some Churchy Stuff
“Johnny” exclaimed the church school teacher “do you know what happens to little boys who use bad language while they’re playing?” Johnny: “Sure. They grow up and play golf.”
“All the youth choirs of Our Redeemer have been disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.”
“We are pleased that next Sunday you will receive a massage by the Bishop.”
Q: Why did the Israelites make a golden calf?
A: They didn’t have enough gold to make a cow.
The new church year is about to begin and we should all be prepared to hear lots and lots of preachers on talks that I call The Sermon On The Amount.